Posts Tagged ‘Lindsay Lohan’


Dear Diary: It’s LiLo

Pop quiz! When LiLo was on lockdown, did her dad a) use the time to think about where he went wrong as a parent or b) rifle through her stuff looking for items to auction? Of course, it’s b! Apparently, Papa Lohan stole one of LiLo’s journals and has attempted to sell some very private entries. Once again, Micheal Lohan proves he’s a dirt bag of a daddy. What does he write in his journal every night? “Dear Diary, today I tried to profit off my incarcerated daughter again…”

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Will She Ever Learn?

Paris Hilton was caught in Vegas this weekend with cocaine in her purse—but she assured the authorities that she’d borrowed the purse, and the plastic bag of what she thought was gum belonged to a pal. Hmmm…considering the other contents of the purse, like credit cards and asthma meds, belonged to Paris, what’s a gossip to believe? At least she didn’t have ‘baby powder’ on her shoes!

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Scene & Heard

“I don’t care what anyone says. I know that I’m a damn good actress.”Lindsay Lohan, defending her skills in the October issue of Vanity Fair. Honestly, I have to agree—it doesn’t get any better than la Lohan in Mean Girls. So can fans count on new-and-improved LiLo for more filming and fewer freakouts?

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Scene & Heard

“I am not someone who is ashamed of my past. I’m actually really proud. I know I made a lot of mistakes, but they in turn were my life lessons. It’s actually good to get it done young and have a great life later.”Lindsay Lohan, ten years from now. Kidding! The quote is from Drew Barrymore, but don’t you think her rebound from teen trainwreck to multimillionaire rom-com actress could serve as inspiration for our latest twelve stepper?

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Welcome Back, LiLo!

Lindsay Lohan’s out of rehab! Before the snarky comments commence, let’s take a moment to wish her health and happiness—and perhaps suggest she get the hell out of Hollywood?

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Scene & Heard—Matchmaking Edition

“I still need a best friend. It definitely needs to be a woman. I like girls who are honest and who tell you the truth, who will tell you if your outfit doesn’t look cute.”Paris Hilton reveals that despite hosting a reality show to find her BFF, she’s still looking. Well, Paris, LiLo gets out of rehab any day now…

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Scene & Heard

I’d like to do more work in India and travel to Malawi.”Lindsay Lohan, in a pre-prison interview, explained what she’s looking forward to once she’s released. Don’t you think a little Eat Pray Love would do LiLo some good?

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Scene & Heard

“I’m being healthy and working hard. I’m not drinking. I have had lots of offers coming in and as well as reading through scripts, I’m also designing my own range of bags.” Mischa Barton explains that she’s back in the saddle and better than ever. Good for her. Don’t you love how in Hollywood, one of the most viable post-teen stardom career paths is designer bag lady?


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LiLo in Lockdown

This will be the last of LiLo’s tweets for a while. We’ll miss you, Lindsay. May jail break your bad habits and not your spirit!

the only “bookings” that i’m familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i’d be “booking” into Jail… eeeksless than a minute ago via web

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Scene & Heard

“Before you know it, [Lindsay Lohan] will be out, she’ll have her own reality show, her own TV talk show… I haven’t known one person that hasn’t gone in jail and come out without having their own show.” —Sharon Osborne, on what LiLo can look forward to post-prison. I can see it now: The LiLo Show—your one-stop shop for everything from family feuds to courtroom dramas! Would you tune in?

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