Actress, singer, professional party-hoster—now Lindsay Lohan can add Artistic Advisor to her long list of failed career choices. It’s been confirmed that our freckled friend is no longer working with the label Ungaro after the designer himself called her creations “disastrous.” The good news? Lindsay may just have a fallback plan, having recently announced she’d like to write a book. Confessions of a Teenage Train Wreck?
Our favorite freckled friend Lindsay Lohan was set to escort billionaire Richard Lugner to the Vienna Ball for a price tag of $150,000. The only thing Linds had to do was show up and be coherent. However, being Lindsay Lohan, she was too busy shopping and missed her flight! Lindsay, I know nothing can come between a girl and her retail therapy, but think of all the clothes you could have hoarded in your apartment for $150,000!
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and lately it seems that no one is as desperate as the lovely Ms. Lohan. Lindsay will appear tonight on The Insider with Niecy Nash to discuss intimate details about her life, as well as her inability to get rid of old clothes and shoes. Judging by her “bedroom-turned-shoe closet” in the video below , I don’t really see a problem. And I’d be happy to take a few pairs off Lindsay’s hands, wouldn’t you?
Four days into the New Year, Lindsay Lohan’s resolution to stay drama-free has already failed. Us Magazine is reporting that LiLo’s longtime BFF Patrick “Pootie” Aufdenkamp stole the design sketches to her clothing line, with plans to debut his own line at NYC Fashion week in February.
A source said: “It’s horrible. He was her best friend. He has always used her, and she’s been warned to never trust him. Lindsay is a good friend and likes to see the good in people. She didn’t want to believe how bad Patrick’s energy was, and how false his friendship has always been with her.”
Lindsay was all about removing negative influences in her life for the New Year. Too bad the negative influence had to leave with her life’s work!
The best thing about 2010? Not only is it a new year—it’s an entirely new decade. Anything can happen in ten years’ time, so make your resolutions count. I for one vow to never miss a beat of gossip. Even Lindsay Lohan is attempting to change for the better. She tweeted her New Year’s resolution:
“To answer everybody’s question … My new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down. Everyone get ready for more (but positive-LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!)”
Share your resolutions with the world, and while you’re at it, got any advice to help LiLo stick to hers?
Times are tough in the Lohan household—so tough that they’re having a fire sale. On their official website, Lohanhouse.com, you can purchase merchandise previously owned by members of America’s favorite freckled family. Go ahead and order one of Lindsay’s pre-worn Juicy Couture tops at a bargain price of $114. But be prepared to spend even more at the dry cleaners, removing spray-on tan stains.
Spotted: Lindsay Lohan, John Mayer, and Samantha Ronson popping bottles at Butter in NYC. Ronson was spinning, while the other two were mingling. Even Linds and Sam got along, as sources spotted them chatting until the wee hours of the morning. I thought their relationship was toast, but thankfully John Mayer knows how to butter up two feuding lovers.
Last week, the Merriam Webster people added the word “unfriend” to the dictionary. Unfortunately, they overlooked my new favorite word, “Ex-Mare.” If they hadn’t, they could have easily defined it with a picture of Wilmer Valderrama. Wilmer, famous for his lovable foreign geekiness in That 70’s Show, is the LEADER of the Ex-Mares. He’s broken the hearts of Mandy Moore, Ashlee Simpson, and Lindsay Lohan. His latest conquest? A very single, but very heartbroken, Avril Lavigne. Watch out Avril, you’ve caught yourself a live one.
Got an Ex-mare of your own? Post it on the Ex Wall for a chance to win prizes.
“Its so sad that I even have to share this w/everyone, but I haven’t had a real relationship w/Michael Sr. in years. That is the truth. Xox” – Lindsay Lohan, taking personal matters involving her father – Michael Lohan – to her twitter account while trying to steal my tagline.
Lindsay Lohan had a frightening Halloween weekend in Morocco. In her own words:
Umm-OMFG! I was walking ahead of Patrick with the security guard&some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car&pointed a GUN at me! I Was on the phone w/my mum&i screamed and ducked&the guy started laughing&pushed the trigger&it was a fake gun..I was crying..he scared me
Okay, so it was just a prank, but remember, guns aren’t toys, and celebrities aren’t actually your friends. Leave the punking to Ashton Kutcher, and go pass out candy to little kids like the rest of us.
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