Posts Tagged ‘Lindsay Lohan’


Ex-Mare of the Millennium

Last week, the Merriam Webster people added the word “unfriend” to the dictionary. Unfortunately, they overlooked my new favorite word, “Ex-Mare.” If they hadn’t, they could have easily defined it with a picture of Wilmer Valderrama. Wilmer, famous for his lovable foreign geekiness in That 70’s Show, is the LEADER of the Ex-Mares. He’s broken the hearts of Mandy Moore, Ashlee Simpson, and Lindsay Lohan. His latest conquest? A very single, but very heartbroken, Avril Lavigne. Watch out Avril, you’ve caught yourself a live one.

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CelebuTWEET

“Its so sad that I even have to share this w/everyone, but I haven’t had a real relationship w/Michael Sr. in years. That is the truth. Xox” – Lindsay Lohan, taking personal matters involving her father – Michael Lohan – to her twitter account while trying to steal my tagline.

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I Know Who Scared Me

Lindsay Lohan had a frightening Halloween weekend in Morocco. In her own words:

Umm-OMFG! I was walking ahead of Patrick with the security guard&some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car&pointed a GUN at me! I Was on the phone w/my mum&i screamed and ducked&the guy started laughing&pushed the trigger&it was a fake gun..I was crying..he scared me :(

Okay, so it was just a prank, but remember, guns aren’t toys, and celebrities aren’t actually your friends. Leave the punking to Ashton Kutcher, and go pass out candy to little kids like the rest of us.

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Change of Heart?

Lindsay Lohan was famously banned from New York hotspot Avenue after posting twitpics of Justin Timberlake dirty dancing there without Jessica Biel, supposedly leading to the demise of their relationship. After the scandal, LiLo was refused entrance to the club but reportedly begged the manager with emails and phone calls to be allowed back in. It seems you can forgive even if you can’t forget—she’s already been back to Avenue not once but twice this week. I think we’re all looking forward to seeing what pics she snaps next…

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Flashback

Lindsay Lohan, looking fresh-faced and charming (with some cute curves) back in 2003. LiLo, you’re still our favorite mean girl, but we miss your fuller figure and comedic bite. How ‘bout all of you? Old Lindsay vs. new?

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Biel or No Biel

When Lindsay Lohan posted a twitpic of Justin Timberlake bringing sexyback at club Avenue in NYC this month—dirty dancing with a girl who was NOT his longtime GF Jessica Biel—everyone thought LiLo was just trying to stir up trouble. JT freaked, and she apologized, claiming her account was hacked. (roll your eyes here) But it looks like the leggings queen might’ve been right: JT and JB’s relationship is reportedly over. And while Jessica cries herself a river, Justin is currently sharing an umbrella with none other than Rihanna. Drama!

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A Picture’s Worth a Thousand Words

Lindsay preps for her new role: “13 Going on Dirty”

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Celeb Burglar Arrested!

Spotted: Audrina Patridge and Lindsay Lohan’s burglar getting his mug shot taken. Smile! The sneaky burglar was detained yesterday morning and is being charged with a felony. Maybe now that the thief has been caught, Lohan will be able to rest easy?  Judging by her look at fashion week, the girl could use a little R&R. Meet you at Canyon Ranch, Linds?

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Lindsay’s Night Out

Last night in NYC was Fashion’s Night Out. FNO is like Christmas for Manhattanites: boutiques and department stores host parties filled with a Who’s Who of Madison Avenue. Spotted: Lindsay Lohan at Bloomingdales, looking calm and radiant. For someone who was just cat-fighting with Samantha Ronson via Twitter yesterday morning, LiLo seemed incredibly blissed-out. Clearly fashion does a body good!

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