Kevin Jonas is set to wed his longtime girlfriend later this year, and best men Joe and Nick are planning a bachelor party for their big bro that they promise will be “good, clean fun.” Would that entail pinning the tail on the donkey and bobbing for apples? Sorry boys, but in my book, “good” and “clean” don’t even belong in the same sentence as fun. Kevin, if you want a real bachelor party, give me a call.  I’m always good at burning up a party.