“I have a white girl booty. I don’t have a big butt. I’d rather . . . take some off my chest and put it towards my butt so I could balance out a bit.” —Jessica Simpson on her rear end remodeling dreams. Is less stacked in the rack and more junk in the trunk really the way to go?
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Seems like one pop star in Hollywood is taking the song “Single Ladies, (Put a Ring On It)” a little too seriously. Reports say Jessica Simpson has bought herself a $50,000 three-carat emerald-cut diamond, instead of waiting for her boyfriend, Eric Johnson, to buy one for her. While I’m all for going after what you want, don’t you think Jess may be following her heart one—actually, make that fifty-thousand —steps too far?
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Jessica Simpson calls her new beau Eric Johnson “my Yalie” because he lived B‘s fantasy by graduating from Yale. From Nick Lachey, to Tony Romo, to an Ivy League hottie with an impressive NFL resume, Jess’s loves have certainly run the gamut. Do you think the famously unlucky-in-love songstress has finally met her match?
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Justin Timberlake has it all: a hot girlfriend, a hot career, and a suave sense of style. Now, come December, you can try his life on for size—or at least his look—when his high-end clothing line William Rast launches a more laidback line at Target. Justin’s original line is popular with both the Jessicas (Biel and Simpson). Will you be heading to Target to get a little bit of J.T. for yourself?
Rumor has it that Jessica Simpson may be tapped to replace Simon as the new judge on American Idol. Jess can relate to the contestants—she’s certainly had her share of public scrutiny—and she’d probably be the type to dish criticism with compassion.But wouldn’t you rather see Idol replace bad boy Simon with a take-no-prisoners biatch?
Jessica Simpson had a Bad (Romo)ance with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Now she’s drafted a tight end. Jess was spotted “steamily embracing” Former NFL star Eric Johnson at her 30th birthday bash in Capri. The problem? While officially separated, the ink isn’t even dry on Eric’s divorce papers. Touchdown, Jess? Or rebound relationship penalty?
“I’m not used to people talking so nice about me!” - Jessica Simpson, at the Gracie Awards, where she was recognized for producing and starring in The Price of Beauty. I don’t see any Oscars in Jess’s future—but someone has finally recognized her for getting something right! Watch the video and admit it—aren’t you a little happy for her?
“I want to be Michelle Obama. She’s such an incredible woman, and she’s with such a powerful man!” Jessica Simpson, on her new role model. Jess: If you’re hungry for Presidential power, we know a certain JoBro who has his sights set on a seat in the Oval Office—but you might have to wait a few years!
“My teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery, but I do use Listerine and I do floss every day. But I don’t brush them every day.” After previously over-sharing that she wipes her teeth with her sleeve, Jessica Simpson revealed even more of her unique hygiene habits on Ellen. Seriously, Jess, when will you learn that, for 99.9% of people, The Price of Beauty includes a mandatory toothbrush budget?
Healthy weight. Glowing skin. And unapologetically blue nail polish. Just three reasons why Jessica Simpson is the perfect girl to set The Price of Beauty. Are you buying it?
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