Recent rumors of a Spice Girls reunion are semi-true: Mel B., Mel C., Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell and Victoria Beckham won’t be going on tour, but they will be launching a reality TV show that casts five lucky girls to play them in a musical. Fine, I’ll set my Tivo, but let’s be honest: we’d all rather see Girl Power from the original fab five than some Wannabes up on stage.