“But in real life I’m completely different, I’m very down to earth, I’m smart, I know what’s going on.” – Paris Hilton, trying to convince the media her entire life is a hoax.
Scene & Heard
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 23rd, 2009Spice World
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 23rd, 2009Recent rumors of a Spice Girls reunion are semi-true: Mel B., Mel C., Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell and Victoria Beckham won’t be going on tour, but they will be launching a reality TV show that casts five lucky girls to play them in a musical. Fine, I’ll set my Tivo, but let’s be honest: we’d all rather see Girl Power from the original fab five than some Wannabes up on stage.
A Picture’s Worth A Thousand Words
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 23rd, 2009Sienna Miller posed after opening night of her new show After Miss Julie on Broadway. Hopefully her performance was more put together than this outfit. Sienna, honey, where’s the rest of your dress?
Dita vs. Evan
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 23rd, 2009Burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese had an awkward run-in with Evan Rachel Wood, a.k.a. the girl that broke up her seven-year marriage to Marylin Manson, outside Cipriani Wall Street last night. 37-year-old Dita is now dating the handsome Count Louis Marie de Castelbajac, who thankfully lacks the pale visage and frightening fashion choices of her ex. They say the best revenge is living well…so I’d score Dita the winner in this match-up, wouldn’t you?
Sloppy Seconds
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 22nd, 2009Gerard Butler must have a thing for John Mayer’s exes, as he reportedly courted Jennifer Aniston over the summer and was spotted just this Tuesday cozying up to Jessica Simpson during dinner with friends at Soho House. Mr. 300 and Miss Daisy Duke left the trendy hangout together… but with Jessica’s hairstylist/BFF Ken Paves in tow! Perhaps he was on hand to keep Jessica’s hair perfectly coiffed for her walk of shame the next morning.
Kimmy K at Kitson
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 22nd, 2009When most celebs go shopping, they throw on an old hoodie and sunglasses and attempt to go incognito. But when Kim Kardashian goes to Kitson in LA, she dons a scorching red leopard print dress and poses for the paparazzi like it’s her job. (Which, let’s face it, it kind of is.) Full disclosure: she was at a fashion line launch…but it still counts as shopping, right?
Don’t Mess With NeNe
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 22nd, 2009Yesterday, NeNe from The Real Housewives of Atlanta let Lindsay’s daddy Michael Lohan have it as a guest panelist on The Insider. It’s official: NeNe needs her own talk show. If this clip is any indication, a typical show would involve her yelling at her guests before they can even make it to the couch, and then telling them to “get up and leave.” If that’s not Emmy-worthy programming, then I don’t know what is.
Click here to watch NeNe verbally dropkick Michael Lohan.
Scene & Heard
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 22nd, 2009“That’s what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have offspring.” – Lamar Odom on the possibility of kids with Khloe Kardashian. I’ll wait for your eyes to return to their normal position…
Flashback: Lady GaGa
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 22nd, 2009It’s hard to believe, but the Lady GaGa we know and love wears substantially more clothing today than she did a few years ago. Peep this pic of Lady G workin’ it at Lollapalooza 2007, when she was just a little Goo-Goo-GaGa trying to break into the pop scene.
The REAL Boob of the Family
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 21st, 2009Amy Winehouse is back and better than ever. Or at least bigger than ever…in certain places. The pop star is back on the wagon thanks to months of detox on the Caribbean isle of St. Lucia, and to celebrate, Amy treated herself to a breast enhancement rumored to have cost over 50k.
Her dad Mitch told British TV this morning that Amy is “Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well.”
Excuse me, Mr. Winehouse, but it is NOT okay to comment on your daughter’s mammary glands. Did we learn nothing from Joe Simpson?
