Abraham Lincoln once said, “The ballot is stronger than the bullet.” Unfortunately, Nate slept through that lesson in U.S. History class…and most of his other classes, too. When N attempts to support his cousin Tripp’s campaign for Congress, his pretty face does more harm than good. Meanwhile, B has her cake, but she’s forced to eat it, too.
Doesn’t all this talk of N and cake make you hungry for tonight’s episode?
Statistics say the average woman kisses twenty-nine men before she gets married. But my friends and I have never been average, and we’re a loooong way from getting married.
In my new book, I Will Always Love You, someone you know very well will begin her way-more-than-kissed list with none other than N. Hint: It’s not me or you, but all the delicious details are in the book. ORDER IT.
Lindsay Lohan had a frightening Halloween weekend in Morocco. In her own words:
Umm-OMFG! I was walking ahead of Patrick with the security guard&some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car&pointed a GUN at me! I Was on the phone w/my mum&i screamed and ducked&the guy started laughing&pushed the trigger&it was a fake gun..I was crying..he scared me
Okay, so it was just a prank, but remember, guns aren’t toys, and celebrities aren’t actually your friends. Leave the punking to Ashton Kutcher, and go pass out candy to little kids like the rest of us.
Spotted: Twilight hottie Kellan Lutz dressed as Robin at a party at Tao, Las Vegas. Nice try Kellan, but we all know your real abs are more chiseled than the fake ones on this suit. Remember, when it comes to covering up your six pack, less is more.
Her character Vicki on The Vampire Diaries may be D.O.A., but Kayla Ewell jolted the red carpet back to life at the premiere of Fantastic Mr. Fox. The inside dirt on Kayla? She dated the ab-tastic Kellan Lutz for two and a half years. Let’s all take a moment to be jealous together.
Spotted: B and S on the steps of the Met in my new book,I Will Always Love You. Their fights are legendary, but their friendship is timeless. Here’s what they’re up to now:
Once they were alone, Serena stared dumbly at her friend. She couldn’t believe Blair was right in front of her. She looked older, somehow. Her hair was longer than it had been last summer, her small face more angular. But she was grinning widely in a way that reminded Serena of how she’d looked as a little kid.
“I bought you coffee.” Serena proffered a white Dean & Deluca cup.
Blair took a sip and smiled as the skim latte with two Splendas slid down her throat. That was the great thing about old friends. They knew you, right down to how you took your coffee.
Think they can keep together? Or is there a cat fight in their future? Find out in I WillAlways Love You. ORDER IT.
I promised you’d be the first to know, so here’s another excerpt from my new book, I Will Always Love You…
Dan idly scrolled through his phone book. He didn’t have many numbers stored—just some other creative writing majors from college, his dad, Jenny, and Serena. As he reached the end of the list, he paused at the lone V. Every other entry had a first and last name, but he’d just put a V for Vanessa the first time he’d programmed her into his phone and never bothered to change it. He’d always sort of loved the simplicity of it. Why would he ever need to say more than that?
Take home I Will Always Love You and find out what happens next. ORDER IT.
Spotted: Britney Spears hanging from a pole, high-kicking, and gyrating around dark and mysterious men in the video for her new single “3″. Brit certainly knows how to rock a scandal, and no one appreciates a scandal more than me.
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