If you want to get close to Brangelina, but can’t score an invite to the red carpet, there’s always eBay. An empty jar that “may contain air molecules that came in direct contact with Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt” was recently purchased from the online shopping site for $523. Would you pay for Brangelina breath . . or is there another piece of Hollywood you’re saving for?
We understand, Ian. But the next time you’re feeling too busy and boring to tweet, just post some Twitpics of yourself doing mundane activities . . . like getting dressed for the day. We won’t mind.
Working kicking my ass. Not complaining I’m loving it, only justifying the reason I’ve been such a silent and boring twitter(er)(er)/humanless than a minute ago via webian somerhalder iansomerhalder
For those of you who wonder where Miley’s parents are when she’s acting out, they’re right there with her. Check out this video clip of Miley’s mom giving her some old-fashion discipline and tell me what you think of the Cyrus clan uncensored.
Lindsay Lohan’s out of rehab! Before the snarky comments commence, let’s take a moment to wish her health and happiness—and perhaps suggest she get the hell out of Hollywood?
“I tried talking to a therapist once and it wasn’t for me. It didn’t suit my personality.”—Kim Kardashian, on why she’d rather stay off the couch. After all, why pay a professional to listen to your problems when millions of Americans will do it once a week for free?
I know yall need the music so I’m dropping 1 new song every weekend until Xmas. It may be my song it may be a new Jay song etc…less than a minute ago via webKanye West kanyewest
All Taylor Lautner wanted was a tricked-out trailer to chill in between takes for an upcoming flick. But the trailer never came, and now he’s suing, claiming “annoyance” and “emotional distress.” Wait a moment while I shed a tear…and then, tell me: Is this the beginning of Taylor’s transformation from down-to-earth dude to total Hollywood diva?
“I still need a best friend. It definitely needs to be a woman. I like girls who are honest and who tell you the truth, who will tell you if your outfit doesn’t look cute.”—Paris Hilton reveals that despite hosting a reality show to find her BFF, she’s still looking. Well, Paris, LiLo gets out of rehab any day now…
There’s one every season: A pseudostar who’d agree to attend the opening of an envelope. Today, Stephanie Pratt wins the award for overexposure, spotted on the red carpet no less than four times in the past week. A tip, Steph: absence makes the heart grow fonder! Put your heels and hairstylist on hiatus for a week, and take a vacation!
You know you love me . . . and that’s why I know you’re waiting on pins and needles to see if our dear, delectable C was left for dead where I last spotted him. Our favorite Upper East Siders return on September 13 th at 9/8c . . . and the best way to prepare for their arrival is to revisit all the scandalous places they’ve been. Own Season Three on DVD and you can replay every steamy moment of B and C’s romance, and Little J‘s brilliant scheme to steal N from S . . . You know you want to. So order your copy today.