Ex-Mare of the Millennium

Last week, the Merriam Webster people added the word “unfriend” to the dictionary. Unfortunately, they overlooked my new favorite word, “Ex-Mare.” If they hadn’t, they could have easily defined it with a picture of Wilmer Valderrama. Wilmer, famous for his lovable foreign geekiness in That 70’s Show, is the LEADER of the Ex-Mares. He’s broken the hearts of Mandy Moore, Ashlee Simpson, and Lindsay Lohan. His latest conquest? A very single, but very heartbroken, Avril Lavigne. Watch out Avril, you’ve caught yourself a live one.

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11 Responses to “Ex-Mare of the Millennium”

  1. tay says:

    hes GROSS

    ill tell you whose hot: Garret Jiroux

    follow him on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/garretjiroux
    tell him @tayler_jane told you to!

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  2. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Gossip Girl, Gabriela Lamounier. Gabriela Lamounier said: RT @gossipgirl Ex-Mare: Mandy, Ashlee, Lindsay, and now Avril. Girls, STOP DATING WILMER VALDERRAMA. http://bit.ly/3JdYvm// #EuNaoPegaria [...]

  3. lynn says:

    What a slime ball…

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  4. Becki says:

    Wow from geek to Goliath. This guy is leaving a trail of devestation in his Hollywood path… XoXo

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  5. jeniey says:

    Wow…….2 nobody’s trying to be something!………Haha…….GG, i’m upset u wasted ur time with this story………….
    p.s………ladies……..haven’t we learned already about the Valderrama effect?….apparently some ppl just need to learn the hard way…

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  6. [...] plan to speak of him ever again, but… Congratulations, Tiger Woods, on dethroning Wilmer Valderrama. You’re officially the Ex-Mare of the [...]

  7. [...] plan to speak of him ever again, but… Congratulations, Tiger Woods, on dethroning Wilmer Valderrama. You’re officially the Ex-Mare of the [...]

  8. [...] plan to speak of him ever again, but… Congratulations, Tiger Woods, on dethroning Wilmer Valderrama. You’re officially the Ex-Mare of the [...]

  9. Peanut says:

    Wow, I didn’t realize how hot he was until I saw this picture. On That 70’s he doesn’t seem that attractive. He’s pretty. So, some women fall for men by what we see. Maybe that is why we end up broken hearted. The whole point of love and relationships is being with someone that is more then a pretty face, or status phenom, but someone you respect and love with your soul. Perhaps we should figure this out first and then we can’t blame the man about why our heart is broken. We actually did it to ourselves with shallow mindedness from the beginning.

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