“Lamar keeps asking me when I want to start!” – Khloe Kardashian, on her and new hubby Lamar Odom having kids. Met, married, and motherhood all in a three month span? Khloe puts the dash in Kardashian.

“Lamar keeps asking me when I want to start!” – Khloe Kardashian, on her and new hubby Lamar Odom having kids. Met, married, and motherhood all in a three month span? Khloe puts the dash in Kardashian.

“I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid [that] they don’t even know I’m saying bad things about them..I’ve run into Paris Hilton and she’s like, ‘Oh, I love your show.’ And I’m like, ‘You can’t love my show if you can hear.’ “ – Chelsea Handler tells Philadelphia Style Magazine.

“I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears. That was the level of media chaos that happened the next day. It was like, What, there are helicopters circling my house? There are 100 people in my cul-de-sac? What do you mean, I can’t go back home?” – Rihanna tells Glamour of the media frenzy surrounding last year’s incident.

“It was the best job I’ve ever done. It was a total dream come true.” – Miley Cyrus telling Ryan Seacrest about her Sex and the City 2 cameo.

“I really like hockey a lot and it turns out so does he,” – Taylor Swift plays it coy with Ellen, in reference to her hockey game date with Taylor Lautner.

“Don’t look at the bankbook or the title. Look at the heart. Look at the soul. When you’re dating a man, you should always feel good. . . . You shouldn’t be in a relationship with somebody who doesn’t make you completely happy and make you feel whole.” – First Lady, Michelle Obama, telling it like it is in the December issue of Glamour.

If I had to choose, I would never take my shirt off again in a movie, but I guess that’s not very realistic. I certainly won’t be asking to do it, though.” – Taylor Lautner

“Fans ask me to growl for them, and I really don’t enjoy doing that. Please just wait for the movie.” – Taylor Lautner, Twilight’s hunky werewolf.

“When you meet Rob in person, he’s very English, and he’s obviously good-looking and all of that. But something happens. There are just people who the camera loves. You get him in front of that camera with the makeup, and he was just gorgeous.” – Stuart Gavert, Twilight hairstylist, on one of our favorite vampires – Robert Pattinson.

“But in real life I’m completely different, I’m very down to earth, I’m smart, I know what’s going on.” – Paris Hilton, trying to convince the media her entire life is a hoax.
