Spotted: gorgeous starlet Mila Kunis looking gaunt at the Writer’s Guild Awards on Saturday night in LA. Too bad the WGA award is shaped like an eagle, because what Mila really needs is a Big Mac…or twelve.
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Our favorite freckled friend Lindsay Lohan was set to escort billionaire Richard Lugner to the Vienna Ball for a price tag of $150,000. The only thing Linds had to do was show up and be coherent. However, being Lindsay Lohan, she was too busy shopping and missed her flight! Lindsay, I know nothing can come between a girl and her retail therapy, but think of all the clothes you could have hoarded in your apartment for $150,000!
She has one of the best-selling debut albums of all time, but Susan Boyle seems to be cracking under the pressure. Last night, SuBo was waiting in a VIP lounge at London’s Heathrow airport when she suddenly grabbed a mop from a janitor and proceeded to use it as a microphone, performing a rousing number (complete with obscenities) for waiting airline passengers. When officials asked her to cease and desist, the Britain’s Got Talent star fled the lounge, screaming, “I’ve escaped, I’ve escaped!” We’ve all sung into a broom before, but in the safety of our own homes. Susan, save those performances for your cats.
On the first night of her tour The Monster Ball, Lady GaGa wowed the crowd with an elaborate set, live singing, and fashion that made her idol Grace Jones look like Pollyanna. Unfortunately for Lady G, the slanted stage and her skyscraper heels were a disastrous combination. Fast forward to the 0:19 mark to watch GaGa fall on her derriere…and then get right back up. This diva definitely knows how to brush it off and Just Dance.
Halloween came two weeks late for movie actress Ashley Judd, who showed up to a USA Today event looking like Jennifer Lopez circa 1999. Meet…A. Lo?

Burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese had an awkward run-in with Evan Rachel Wood, a.k.a. the girl that broke up her seven-year marriage to Marylin Manson, outside Cipriani Wall Street last night. 37-year-old Dita is now dating the handsome Count Louis Marie de Castelbajac, who thankfully lacks the pale visage and frightening fashion choices of her ex. They say the best revenge is living well…so I’d score Dita the winner in this match-up, wouldn’t you?

Yesterday, NeNe from The Real Housewives of Atlanta let Lindsay’s daddy Michael Lohan have it as a guest panelist on The Insider. It’s official: NeNe needs her own talk show. If this clip is any indication, a typical show would involve her yelling at her guests before they can even make it to the couch, and then telling them to “get up and leave.” If that’s not Emmy-worthy programming, then I don’t know what is.
Click here to watch NeNe verbally dropkick Michael Lohan.

P!nk’s death defying performance at the VMAs was no one time gig. The rocker takes to the skies nightly on her smash success “Funhouse” tour. However, P!nk suffered a separated shoulder and was grounded on her first U.S. night in Seattle on Tuesday. Fortunately, the show will go on, but it won’t be the same. Feel better, P!nk!
