Spotted: Cheryl Burke out on the town at Voyeur nightclub in L.A, wearing a feathered mess that made me want to fly south for the winter.
Archive for the ‘Hot Mess’ Category
Fly Away Home
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON November 19th, 2009No Moon for Miley
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON November 18th, 2009Ms. Miley Cyrus continues to alienate her core fan base, many of whom are twihards, by going on anti-vamp rants.
In an interview with a Cleveland radio station, Miley said, “I’ve never seen [Twilight] and nor will I ever…I don’t believe in it … I don’t like vampires. … I don’t want anything to do with it.”
Miley, have you ever heard the expression, “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you?”
I Know Who Scared Me
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON November 2nd, 2009Lindsay Lohan had a frightening Halloween weekend in Morocco. In her own words:
Umm-OMFG! I was walking ahead of Patrick with the security guard&some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car&pointed a GUN at me! I Was on the phone w/my mum&i screamed and ducked&the guy started laughing&pushed the trigger&it was a fake gun..I was crying..he scared me
Okay, so it was just a prank, but remember, guns aren’t toys, and celebrities aren’t actually your friends. Leave the punking to Ashton Kutcher, and go pass out candy to little kids like the rest of us.
Don’t Mess With NeNe
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 22nd, 2009Yesterday, NeNe from The Real Housewives of Atlanta let Lindsay’s daddy Michael Lohan have it as a guest panelist on The Insider. It’s official: NeNe needs her own talk show. If this clip is any indication, a typical show would involve her yelling at her guests before they can even make it to the couch, and then telling them to “get up and leave.” If that’s not Emmy-worthy programming, then I don’t know what is.
Click here to watch NeNe verbally dropkick Michael Lohan.
Jon’s Milkshake Brings No One to the Yard
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 5th, 2009Jon Gosselin showed up at Millions of Milkshakes in Hollywood over the weekend to launch his signature milkshake. The recipe: Three scoops of attention-seeking, blended with an old Ed Hardy tee, and topped off with a dash of desperation for taste. Would you order the “Jon Gosselin?”
Never Been Whipped
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON September 30th, 2009The dress code was apparently “hot mess” last night at the premiere of Drew Barrymore’s new flick, “Whip It.” (You’ve already seen what Eve showed up wearing.) Drew ruined her perfectly flawless make up job with a L’Wren Scott wet-look dress and satin heels that I was just not that into. Drew, we love you, but after your two-tone hair from earlier this month, you are currently on fashion probation.
Jon Minus 9
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON September 29th, 2009That noisy scream you just heard wasn’t from the Central Park Zoo—it came from Jon Gosselin’s Upper West Side two bedroom. TLC has just announced they are changing the famous family’s reality show to simply Kate Plus Eight. It will focus entirely on Kate’s struggles as a single mom raising eight kids. Jon, we know you’ll miss parenting. But doesn’t Hailey Glassman have a diaper you can change?
The Biggest LOSER
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON September 23rd, 2009Kevin Federline, former Mr. Spears and current Pillsbury Doughboy body double, is about to add “reality game show contestant” to his resume. K. Fed will join the upcoming season of Celebrity Fit Club, along with his other ex-wife, Shar Jackson. K. (well) Fed, you may lose the pounds but you’ll never gain my love. I’m Team Britney, all the way.
Abercrombie Sues Beyonce
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON September 19th, 2009Spotted: The lawyers for Abecrombie & Fitch stomping their feet over Beyonce’s new scent, and no, they were not doing the choreography for Single Ladies. They think Beyonce’s fragrance “Sasha Fierce” will be confusing for customers of their “Fierce” scent. Smells like survival of the fiercest to me….
Celeb Burglar Arrested!
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON September 18th, 2009Spotted: Audrina Patridge and Lindsay Lohan’s burglar getting his mug shot taken. Smile! The sneaky burglar was detained yesterday morning and is being charged with a felony. Maybe now that the thief has been caught, Lohan will be able to rest easy? Judging by her look at fashion week, the girl could use a little R&R. Meet you at Canyon Ranch, Linds?
