Amanda Peet’s heinous leopard coat makes a comeback on Mischa Barton. The best part? Mischa is actually in costume on the set of Law & Order: SVU—playing a prostitute. Sorry Amanda!
Archive for the ‘Hot Mess’ Category
Heidi Montag’s Delusions of Grandeur
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON January 13th, 2010On rare occasions, my posts write themselves. Here’s what Heidi Montag told EW about producing her own album, which she claims cost $2 million of her own money and emptied her bank account:
I think within the first week we will definitely make our money back. The songs will make an impact in pop history. They are absolutely incredible and everybody involved is the best of the best. People just haven’t seen me as a pop star. I’m very excited for the world to see a whole new Heidi.
Read the full interview, where she proclaims her album is even better than Thriller, here.
Fashion Frenemy
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON January 5th, 2010Four days into the New Year, Lindsay Lohan’s resolution to stay drama-free has already failed. Us Magazine is reporting that LiLo’s longtime BFF Patrick “Pootie” Aufdenkamp stole the design sketches to her clothing line, with plans to debut his own line at NYC Fashion week in February.
A source said: “It’s horrible. He was her best friend. He has always used her, and she’s been warned to never trust him. Lindsay is a good friend and likes to see the good in people. She didn’t want to believe how bad Patrick’s energy was, and how false his friendship has always been with her.”
Lindsay was all about removing negative influences in her life for the New Year. Too bad the negative influence had to leave with her life’s work!
Living Lohan
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON December 16th, 2009Times are tough in the Lohan household—so tough that they’re having a fire sale. On their official website, Lohanhouse.com, you can purchase merchandise previously owned by members of America’s favorite freckled family. Go ahead and order one of Lindsay’s pre-worn Juicy Couture tops at a bargain price of $114. But be prepared to spend even more at the dry cleaners, removing spray-on tan stains.
Zoo York
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON November 29th, 2009Sometimes, Leopard works. Unfortunately for Amanda Peet, at the Brothers premiere in NYC it wasn’t working on her. Her cute laid-back look of ripped jeans and a tee was mauled by this loud leopard-print coat. Amanda, send it back to the zoo where it belongs.
Fly Away Home
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON November 19th, 2009Spotted: Cheryl Burke out on the town at Voyeur nightclub in L.A, wearing a feathered mess that made me want to fly south for the winter.
No Moon for Miley
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON November 18th, 2009Ms. Miley Cyrus continues to alienate her core fan base, many of whom are twihards, by going on anti-vamp rants.
In an interview with a Cleveland radio station, Miley said, “I’ve never seen [Twilight] and nor will I ever…I don’t believe in it … I don’t like vampires. … I don’t want anything to do with it.”
Miley, have you ever heard the expression, “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you?”
I Know Who Scared Me
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON November 2nd, 2009Lindsay Lohan had a frightening Halloween weekend in Morocco. In her own words:
Umm-OMFG! I was walking ahead of Patrick with the security guard&some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car&pointed a GUN at me! I Was on the phone w/my mum&i screamed and ducked&the guy started laughing&pushed the trigger&it was a fake gun..I was crying..he scared me
Okay, so it was just a prank, but remember, guns aren’t toys, and celebrities aren’t actually your friends. Leave the punking to Ashton Kutcher, and go pass out candy to little kids like the rest of us.
Don’t Mess With NeNe
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 22nd, 2009Yesterday, NeNe from The Real Housewives of Atlanta let Lindsay’s daddy Michael Lohan have it as a guest panelist on The Insider. It’s official: NeNe needs her own talk show. If this clip is any indication, a typical show would involve her yelling at her guests before they can even make it to the couch, and then telling them to “get up and leave.” If that’s not Emmy-worthy programming, then I don’t know what is.
Click here to watch NeNe verbally dropkick Michael Lohan.
Jon’s Milkshake Brings No One to the Yard
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 5th, 2009Jon Gosselin showed up at Millions of Milkshakes in Hollywood over the weekend to launch his signature milkshake. The recipe: Three scoops of attention-seeking, blended with an old Ed Hardy tee, and topped off with a dash of desperation for taste. Would you order the “Jon Gosselin?”
