It’s hard to look fierce in a dress shaped like a French poodle. Rihanna’s new album may be “Rated R”… but I give this gown an R for Really?

It’s hard to look fierce in a dress shaped like a French poodle. Rihanna’s new album may be “Rated R”… but I give this gown an R for Really?

Spotted: Brooke Shields at the 2009 Alzheimer’s Association Rita Hayworth Gala. ”Rita Hayworth gave good face,” but she did not give you permission to wear that gigantic fake mustache-thingy at the bottom of your dress, Brooke.

Mandy Moore is a fave of mine— the cherubic singer/actress could give Lindsay, Tara and co. a crash course in how to grow up in Hollywood. But today, Ms. Moore is teaching us a slightly different lesson: why you should never borrow clothes from your grandmother.

Lady GaGa strutted down the red carpet at the 4th Annual Billboard Women in Music awards wearing this daring outfit from Transylvania Fashion Week. GaGa, I normally love your “out there” sense of style, but this ensemble deserves to be hit with a big clove of garlic.

Spotted: Jessica Alba at a Clinton Global Initiative event in NYC, dressed in what can only be described as substitute teacher-gear. Today’s Lesson: What Not to Wear.

90210’s Annalynne McCord vamped up the red carpet at an Emmys after party, to dubious success. My report card? A for effort but a C- for that dress. Annalynne, you might be trying to shed your school girl image, but this attempt was nothing short of elementary.

It’s one thing to steal Michelle Obama’s favorite sheets. It’s another thing to wear them to the Emmys as a dress. Yes, you can wear our President’s face on your torso, but no, you shouldn’t.

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