It’s hard to look fierce in a dress shaped like a French poodle. Rihanna’s new album may be “Rated R”… but I give this gown an R for Really?
Archive for the ‘Fashion-Don't’ Category
RiRi Does Ruffles
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON November 10th, 2009A Picture’s Worth A Thousand Words
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 29th, 2009Spotted: Brooke Shields at the 2009 Alzheimer’s Association Rita Hayworth Gala. ”Rita Hayworth gave good face,” but she did not give you permission to wear that gigantic fake mustache-thingy at the bottom of your dress, Brooke.
Misstep Mandy
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 19th, 2009Mandy Moore is a fave of mine— the cherubic singer/actress could give Lindsay, Tara and co. a crash course in how to grow up in Hollywood. But today, Ms. Moore is teaching us a slightly different lesson: why you should never borrow clothes from your grandmother.
Lady GaGula
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON October 5th, 2009Lady GaGa strutted down the red carpet at the 4th Annual Billboard Women in Music awards wearing this daring outfit from Transylvania Fashion Week. GaGa, I normally love your “out there” sense of style, but this ensemble deserves to be hit with a big clove of garlic.
Never Been Whipped
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON September 30th, 2009The dress code was apparently “hot mess” last night at the premiere of Drew Barrymore’s new flick, “Whip It.” (You’ve already seen what Eve showed up wearing.) Drew ruined her perfectly flawless make up job with a L’Wren Scott wet-look dress and satin heels that I was just not that into. Drew, we love you, but after your two-tone hair from earlier this month, you are currently on fashion probation.
Jessica Alba Teaches An Important Lesson
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON September 24th, 2009Spotted: Jessica Alba at a Clinton Global Initiative event in NYC, dressed in what can only be described as substitute teacher-gear. Today’s Lesson: What Not to Wear.
Choker and Take Those Shoes!
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON September 22nd, 200990210’s Annalynne McCord vamped up the red carpet at an Emmys after party, to dubious success. My report card? A for effort but a C- for that dress. Annalynne, you might be trying to shed your school girl image, but this attempt was nothing short of elementary.
Dear Victoria Rowell,
POSTED BY Gossip Girl ON September 21st, 2009It’s one thing to steal Michelle Obama’s favorite sheets. It’s another thing to wear them to the Emmys as a dress. Yes, you can wear our President’s face on your torso, but no, you shouldn’t.
XoXo,
Gossip Girl
