Poor Tobey Maguire. When he’s not sporting superhero spandex, he has no idea how to dress himself. Tobey, a tip: when you look like an extra from the movie Brokeback Mountain, you’re not ready for the red carpet.
Lady GaGa showed up to The Brit Awards looking like she was summoned by a Ouija Board. We love you GaGa, but this look needs to be exorcised.
Spotted: Lady GaGa campaigning to play the Iceman’s love interest in the new X-men movie.
Don’t make me tell you why Beyonce made our worst dressed list. The patterns on this unflattering dress should be sent to Area 51 for further investigation.
Also at Voyeur night club with Whitney Port was Brody Jenner, looking…sporty? Nothing says VIP like track pants and a Hanes tee! Seriously, Brody, your father may be an Olympian, but that’s no excuse.
Spotted: Whitney Port exiting Voyeur night club in LA, wearing the latest in middle age fashion. Whitney, you’re a designer now! Please don’t tell me you get your inspiration from mom’s closet.
Gwen Stafani once sang that, if she was a rich girl (na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) she’d “clean out Vivienne Westwood in [her] Galliano gown.” From the looks of Vivienne’s outfit at the British Fashion Awards, Gwen may have taken Viv’s last presentable outfit and left her with nothing but some sheer scarves. Someone call the cops!
It’s hard to look fierce in a dress shaped like a French poodle. Rihanna’s new album may be “Rated R”… but I give this gown an R for Really?
Spotted: Brooke Shields at the 2009 Alzheimer’s Association Rita Hayworth Gala. ”Rita Hayworth gave good face,” but she did not give you permission to wear that gigantic fake mustache-thingy at the bottom of your dress, Brooke.
Mandy Moore is a fave of mine— the cherubic singer/actress could give Lindsay, Tara and co. a crash course in how to grow up in Hollywood. But today, Ms. Moore is teaching us a slightly different lesson: why you should never borrow clothes from your grandmother.
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