Thinking about a New Year’s resolution? How about deleting your ex-mare’s number from your phone and vowing never to talk to them again? I know it’s a big step, but Ex-Mares often come back to haunt us when we least expect it. Here are the biggest Ex-Mares of 2009.
I’ve never mentioned him before, and I don’t plan to speak of him ever again, but… Congratulations, Tiger Woods, on dethroning Wilmer Valderrama. You’re officially the Ex-Mare of the Millennium.
Got an Ex-mare of your own?Post it on the Ex Wall for a chance to win prizes.
Last week, the Merriam Webster people added the word “unfriend” to the dictionary. Unfortunately, they overlooked my new favorite word, “Ex-Mare.” If they hadn’t, they could have easily defined it with a picture of Wilmer Valderrama. Wilmer, famous for his lovable foreign geekiness in That 70’s Show, is the LEADER of the Ex-Mares. He’s broken the hearts of Mandy Moore, Ashlee Simpson, and Lindsay Lohan. His latest conquest? A very single, but very heartbroken, Avril Lavigne. Watch out Avril, you’ve caught yourself a live one.
Got an Ex-mare of your own? Post it on the Ex Wall for a chance to win prizes.
Lindsay did it on Twitter, Paris did it in a book, and Taylor Swift did it in on national television. Talking about your ex is like breakup rehab—and it’ll save you a ton on therapy bills. In this new Gossip Girl Blog feature, we’ll take a look at some of the nastiest breakups in celeb history. And you might even be inspired to head over to the Ex Wall and post about your own ex! Remember girls—revenge is sweeter than he ever was.
Got an Ex-mare of your own? Post it on the Ex Wall for a chance to win prizes.
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